seriously why would you jon a forum that is based for birds to ask for romance advice. There are alot of dating forums you could use.

You arent going to get any answers here. Your thread will likely and hopfully be deleted and your account closed. It would be different if you were a regular user and simply asking for advice, but we have an off topic forum for that. You chose not to use it.

I know your likely just screwing around, but it's rather annoying to the people that use this forum because we like birds. Nothing against you personally, but please act a little more mature then that. Your not stupid and you know there are other forums for that kinda thing.