Date other people? Psh. You idiot.

I was once dating this one guy I was madly in love with. Then, he told me he wanted to date other people and eventually come back to me. Then I thought to myself: If he doesn't love me enough to stay with me, I have no reason to keep liking him. Why should I waste my time wating for him if I can find some one else that is good enough for me that will want to be with me forever. Why? So after thinking that, I moved on to better and hotter guys. I am now married to the best person I could have ever found.