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He hit me across the head with 4 pints of milk. LOL

I met my ex boyfriend in the local supermarket while shopping for milk. i couldnt believe it when we both reached for the same carton! At that moment i knew this man was my soulmate. the next few months were magic, those months were the happiest of my life. it was on a sunday morning when the happiness was taken away from me in a cruel twist in fate. He told me he was going to buy some more orange juice from the supermarket. i thought nothing of it. he was gone for about 4 hours when i began to worry slightly. i phoned his mobile and a girl answered. at first i thought i had dialed the incorrect number but i quickly realised the only number stored in my phone is his. i asked her who she was. she gave me her name and told me the phone was her boyfriends and that he had left it here to take the orange juice back to his mum. i was shocked. when he returned to me he said he had bumped into a friend from work and had to go in. obviously i knew he was lying so i dumped his immediately and hit me across the head with 4 pints of milk. LOL.


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