SueBee or Mrs. Asster & Pumpkin Butt

My Husband calls me Suebee (Like the Honey) because I am so sweet or if its one of those days I don't want to do anything and I "bark" all the orders... He will call me Mrs. Asster... (a name my grandmother gave me when I used to not do anything... like the aristocrats...) and I call him Pumpkin-Butt... Well because he has a big butt and its kinda shaped like a pumpkin!