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The Problem

The problem I have with my Ex is that I love her now as much or more than the day I first saw her on 1/28/85 and all the years since then. She is as lovely and sexy to me today as ever. She makes me feel like I am 19 years old and I am almost 60. She looks at least 10 years younger than her real age. She is the most attractive woman I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE and I have seen and been with many, many attractive women all over this country of ours, in city after city.

When I see her my heart literally pounds. She is l' amore di mi vita.


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