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His Mother Wanted to Keep Me!

I still don't know why I dated this little boy. It was about a year ago...he told me he'd had a crush on me for the longest time, and he asked me out. Thinking that maybe it could go somewhere, I accepted.

Then I started spending more time with him. I realized he was as annoying as hell.

I'm a Christian, and proud of it. So was he. But his behavior was enough to make me cynical of my own religion. So STUPID and so AWKWARD...a complete guitar-obessed dumbass, really. Most of the things he did to 'romance' me were cheesy. I had a suspicion that he was working from a list he'd found in a Christian dating magazine, but of course I never accused him of that.

His mother was a terror. She was a real nutjob...she had married at 17 (freak) and wanted me to do the same with her son. She kept bringing up marriage. Always. It scared the shit outta me.

His sister was even worse. One time, we went to take a picture. I didn't want to be in it, because it had the rest of the family in it. And the sister said, 'Hah, well yeah! Of course not! You aren't married into the family, are you?! Hubby, come over here and take a picture.'

Bitch. She married when she was 19 years old.

In summary, both of these women looked down on me because I didn't jump the gun and marry douchebags like they did. And the boy himself was a naive, mommas-boy nightmare who couldn't handle someone like me.


Just a boy. Not a real man. I dumped him without ceremony.






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