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my ex girlfriend and I broke up this year, but we're still family friends, so we still see each other, the last time I went to their house, she had gotten a new boyfriend(here's something ironic, her boyfriend is a guy that she used to think was a butt that deserved to be a wall). so her boyfriend kept calling every 5 minutes, so instead of her picking up the phone, I picked up it. THIS WAS ALL TO SHUT HIM UP. so I let him talk, then when he was finished talking about bacon, I said my bacon and hung. so then we started fight ing, over who liked....................BACON MORE. I won. apparently though she told him that I was her old boyfriend, so after a while he said"dude if your upset that i took your girl, and now your trying to get me back for it, its not gonna work. I AM NOT JEALOUS, YA HEAR ME! no seriously im not. I know this isn't the kind of ex story people think of, but keep in mind that she helped set this up.






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