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Why why why can't penguins fly??????????????

Ok so one time I was going out with this guy and I thought we'd end up together forever.Then all of a sudden he came in and threatened me to give all my money to him.He was a gold digger and I want prenup.Anyway so I beat him with a stick and then we talked it out.I said that I didn't want to be with him anymore and he threw this angry fit.Why why why can't penguins fly??????????????I thought in my head.Then we had long hours of makeup sex..






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