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Use mints not gum

I guess this all started when I was serving in Texas in the military, and there was this girl from a local town who seemed very cute, and we started hitting it off, but she would make me nervous, so I chewed a lot fo gum when I was with her. Well, one day, we were in a hotel room on base, and we started making out. So things started getting hot and heavy on the bed. Finally, I started going south as they say in New England, and I had to stop,a nd she asked what the matter was, and I told her I couldn't find the gum, and there was about thirty seconds of intense panic. Finally, we found it, it was on the bedsheets or whatever. But she nevr talked to me after that, so now I just carry mints.






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