logo


Romantic Forums! Get the answers you seek quickly and easily! If you can't find what you need
here amongst our tens of thousands of tips and questions, be sure to Post in our Romantic Forum!
We've got over 9,800 members ready to give you a hand!
A Love Quote
Love must be as much a light as a flame. --Henry David Thoreau



Tales of the Ex @ RomanceClass -
Did I forget to tell you that the shack came furnished with snacks, flying squirrels, and rats?

We lived in a 4-room shack with no interior doors and two tiny closets. There wasn't even a door to separate the bathroom from our daughter's bedroom. The bathroom only had a tub/shower and a toilet that faced our daughter's bed. The house was heated with a woodstove. The ex would not come home until I had stoked the fire and made sure the house was warm and toasty. I was totally committed to our marriage. After 11 1/2 years, I was diagnosed with herpes. Guess he wasn't as committed. Later I found out on Valentine's Day, he was sleeping with the neighbor's girlfriend. Also found out they had already rented an apartment and furnished it. Did I forget to tell you that the shack came furnished with snacks, flying squirrels, and rats? The biggest rat moved out until the divorce was final and he paid me my half of the property value. I moved out and he had the balls to move his slut back into the house, next to the neighbor who the slut used to live with. He fixed up the house and they live there today. Contented as two hicks can be. My name for this story -- Dumb and Dumber.






Slime-O-Meter


3.25 out of 5 slimes

Add your vote! How many slimes does this ex rate? 1 is lowest, 5 is highest.

1 slime
2 slimes
3 slimes
4 slimes
5 slimes


Submit your own story
Most Recent Tales



Disclaimer: All tales are submitted by anonymous users and can be assumed to be complete fabrications from these users. RomanceClass.com removes all identifying information and is not responsible for the stories that are shared here. The stories are for entertainment purposes only.



Bookmark this site so you can reference it any time you need romantic / relationship info in the future!

Add Romance+Class+Website+ to Twitter Add Romance+Class+Website+ to Facebook Add Romance+Class+Website+ to MySpace Add Romance+Class+Website+ to Del.icio.us Digg Romance+Class+Website+ Add Romance+Class+Website+ to Yahoo My Web Add Romance+Class+Website+ to Google Bookmarks Add Romance+Class+Website+ to Stumbleupon Add Romance+Class+Website+ to Reddit


 

Follow Me on Pinterest


Romantic Tshirts, Bags, Mugs and More!

Love is Patient
Love is Patient ...
Deeply Loved
Deeply Loved ...
Random Kindness
Random Kindness ...

These are just a small selection - Visit the RomanceClass Shop!

Join This Newsletter!


 
RomanceClass on Facebook




Join This Newsletter!

Past Issues





| About RomanceClass | Advertising | Privacy Policy | Submit a Suggestion |
All content copyright 2013 Minerva WebWorks LLC. All rights reserved.

this site is for amusement only - professional advice is not being rendered

origami wedding favors