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Did I forget to tell you that the shack came furnished with snacks, flying squirrels, and rats?

We lived in a 4-room shack with no interior doors and two tiny closets. There wasn't even a door to separate the bathroom from our daughter's bedroom. The bathroom only had a tub/shower and a toilet that faced our daughter's bed. The house was heated with a woodstove. The ex would not come home until I had stoked the fire and made sure the house was warm and toasty. I was totally committed to our marriage. After 11 1/2 years, I was diagnosed with herpes. Guess he wasn't as committed. Later I found out on Valentine's Day, he was sleeping with the neighbor's girlfriend. Also found out they had already rented an apartment and furnished it. Did I forget to tell you that the shack came furnished with snacks, flying squirrels, and rats? The biggest rat moved out until the divorce was final and he paid me my half of the property value. I moved out and he had the balls to move his slut back into the house, next to the neighbor who the slut used to live with. He fixed up the house and they live there today. Contented as two hicks can be. My name for this story -- Dumb and Dumber.






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