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My ex broke up with me after 11 years

My ex broke up with me after 11 years. I was devestated. Then I got to thinking of the hilarious look on his face when we were having sex together. Also, I thought of the ridiculous fact that mostly what he wanted was to stick his thing into someone's hole. What an inane concept! People do wierd things when they think they are in love. To get over the pain of wanting him, I just imagined his stupid little body pumping away at the air, and you could really just put any object, person or animal in his trajectory and he'd DO it. Use your imagination. I was guilty of behaving like an animal too, and now I'm embarassed that I would even THINK of gyrating all over like an animal. If I had been captured on film, I'd want to burn it and never think of it again. That's the beauty of hindsight. So I'm not depressed, I'm actually laughing at myself that he or I would do such things. Thank you.


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